Foreign Legion: Buckets of Blood

Foreign Legion: Buckets of Blood is a third-person arcade shooter from Sakari Games, released in 2009, that has absolutely no illusions about what it is. You play a lone Foreign Legion soldier, the last one standing, against waves of rebel enemies across a small campaign. The objectives range from defending civilians to escorting a tourist bus to, yes, a level that asks you to massacre chickens in bulk. It commits to the bit completely. The art direction is the first thing that earns it any goodwill. The cartoon style is chunky and deliberate, with exaggerated character models and blood effects that read more like a Saturday morning parody of violence than anything genuinely grim. For a 2009 indie release with a skeleton crew behind it, the visual consistency is actually respectable. It has a look. Not every game at this budget level managed that. Gameplay is straightforward third-person shooting with basic cover mechanics, a handful of weapon types, and the kind of enemy variety you would expect from a small campaign. There is no build system, no RPG layer, no progression to speak of. You point, you shoot, you watch cartoon soldiers ragdoll dramatically. The satisfaction is entirely in the moment-to-moment chaos, and whether that holds you for the campaign's short runtime depends almost entirely on your appetite for old-school arcade repetition. The controls feel a little stiff by modern standards, and the camera occasionally fights you in tighter spaces. The campaign is brief, a couple of hours at most if you are pushing through, slightly longer if you replay maps chasing higher scores. There is no meaningful story to follow, just premise-as-punchline: one guy, infinite enemies, maximum cartoon carnage. For what it is, the pacing within individual maps is decent. The chicken level in particular has a specific unhinged energy that is hard to dislike if you are in the right mood for it. Honestly, this is a relic. Mixed reviews reflect that clearly, and a 62% positive score in 2024 for a 2009 indie shooter means the goodwill comes from people who found it charming rather than technically impressive. If you are looking for depth, replayability, or anything resembling modern shooter polish, look elsewhere. But if you have ever wanted to spend ninety minutes in a deliberately silly cartoon warzone with no narrative weight and no ambitions beyond making you laugh at a exploding rebel soldier, Buckets of Blood delivers that specific thing without apology. Kai, Scout Team