Compare Kick Bastards prices across trusted key stores and find the best deal. Developed by Something Something Games. Published by Something Something Games. Released on 1/5/2024. Available on PC. Genres: Action.

A stripped-down speedrunner where parkour momentum and well-timed kicks are the only tools you need to outrun Hell itself.

Kick Bastards strips away everything but forward momentum and combat timing. You're sprinting through procedurally-flavored gauntlets, performing wall-runs and slides to chain speed multipliers, then launching devastating kicks at demons in your path. It's deliberately simple: one input type, one attack, one goal. The appeal is entirely in mastering the rhythm of acceleration and impact, where hesitation kills your run and a clean kick combo feels like nailing a speedrun segment. This is a niche game that knows exactly what it is. If you want mechanical depth or story texture, keep walking. If you crave that "one more run" loop and can appreciate pure kinetic design, there's something genuinely satisfying here. The low complexity means controller support matters, and it delivers that cleanly. Not a breakout hit, but a lean, honest action experience. Alex, Scout Team

Kick Bastards

Kick Bastards

Jan 5, 2024Something Something Games
GamerScout Says

A stripped-down speedrunner where parkour momentum and well-timed kicks are the only tools you need to outrun Hell itself.

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For speedrunner enthusiasts willing to live with minimal mechanics in exchange for tight momentum-based combat.

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About Kick Bastards

Kick Bastards strips away everything but forward momentum and combat timing. You're sprinting through procedurally-flavored gauntlets, performing wall-runs and slides to chain speed multipliers, then launching devastating kicks at demons in your path. It's deliberately simple: one input type, one attack, one goal. The appeal is entirely in mastering the rhythm of acceleration and impact, where hesitation kills your run and a clean kick combo feels like nailing a speedrun segment. This is a niche game that knows exactly what it is. If you want mechanical depth or story texture, keep walking. If you crave that "one more run" loop and can appreciate pure kinetic design, there's something genuinely satisfying here. The low complexity means controller support matters, and it delivers that cleanly. Not a breakout hit, but a lean, honest action experience.

Alex
Alex · Scout Team

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singleplayerachievementscontroller-supportcloud-savestier:indieSpeedrunnerParkourOne-Button CombatRoguelike StructureHigh-Skill Ceiling

System Requirements

Minimum

OS
Windows 10
Memory
4 GB RAM
DirectX
Version 12
Storage
4 GB available space
Graphics
Intel UHD Graphics
Processor
Intel Core i5-1334U

Recommended

OS
Windows 10
Memory
8 GB RAM
DirectX
Version 12
Storage
4 GB available space
Graphics
Integrated Intel Iris Xe Graphics
Processor
Intel Core i5-1340P

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Developer
Something Something Games
Publisher
Something Something Games
Release Date
Jan 5, 2024

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Kick Bastards was released on 5 January 2024.

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Kick Bastards was developed by Something Something Games.