Compare GlitchSPANKR prices across trusted key stores and find the best deal. Developed by Mahelyk. Published by Black Lantern Collective. Released on 10/15/2025. Available on PC. Genres: Adventure, Casual.

A chaotic 90s-themed narrative adventure where you spank, spare, or smooch a corrupted AI virus across wildly different levels packed with secrets and minigames.

GlitchSPANKR is a weird, bite-sized adventure that leans hard into absurdist humor and player choice. You're interacting with a lonely, unstable digital virus trapped in a degraded game world, and every decision branches the narrative in unpredictable directions. The core loop is simple: play through different level types, find secrets, complete quick minigames, and make calls that genuinely affect what happens next. The 90s aesthetic feels intentional rather than nostalgic-for-nostalgia's-sake, and the writing knows exactly how ridiculous the premise is. It's clearly made for players who enjoy narrative chaos over polish, and the short length means you can finish it in an afternoon without commitment fatigue. If you're the type who replays story-heavy games to see all the branches, or you just want something weird and comedic, this scratches that itch. Don't expect deep mechanics or emotional weight, though. This is pure absurdist fun. Alex, Scout Team

GlitchSPANKR

GlitchSPANKR

Oct 15, 2025MahelykBlack Lantern Collective
GamerScout Says

A chaotic 90s-themed narrative adventure where you spank, spare, or smooch a corrupted AI virus across wildly different levels packed with secrets and minigames.

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Best for players who want weird, branching comedy and don't mind a rough-around-the-edges presentation.

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About GlitchSPANKR

GlitchSPANKR is a weird, bite-sized adventure that leans hard into absurdist humor and player choice. You're interacting with a lonely, unstable digital virus trapped in a degraded game world, and every decision branches the narrative in unpredictable directions. The core loop is simple: play through different level types, find secrets, complete quick minigames, and make calls that genuinely affect what happens next. The 90s aesthetic feels intentional rather than nostalgic-for-nostalgia's-sake, and the writing knows exactly how ridiculous the premise is. It's clearly made for players who enjoy narrative chaos over polish, and the short length means you can finish it in an afternoon without commitment fatigue. If you're the type who replays story-heavy games to see all the branches, or you just want something weird and comedic, this scratches that itch. Don't expect deep mechanics or emotional weight, though. This is pure absurdist fun.

Alex
Alex · Scout Team

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singleplayerachievementscontroller-supporttrading-cardscloud-savestier:indieNarrative ChoicesMinigamesAbsurdist HumorMultiple EndingsIndie Adventure

System Requirements

Minimum

OS
Windows 10
Memory
8 GB RAM
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
2 GB available space
Graphics
Directx 11 or 12 compatible graphics card
Processor
Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
Sound Card
Yeah, you need this. Well only if you want to hear sounds.

Recommended

OS
Windows 11
Memory
16 GB RAM
DirectX
Version 12
Storage
2 GB available space
Graphics
2000-series card or better.
Processor
Better than the minimum I suppose.
Sound Card
The minimum, but better?

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Game Info

Developer
Mahelyk
Publisher
Black Lantern Collective
Release Date
Oct 15, 2025

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GlitchSPANKR is available on PC.

When was GlitchSPANKR released?

GlitchSPANKR was released on 15 October 2025.

Who developed GlitchSPANKR?

GlitchSPANKR was developed by Mahelyk and published by Black Lantern Collective.