GlitchSPANKR
A chaotic 90s-themed narrative adventure where you spank, spare, or smooch a corrupted AI virus across wildly different levels packed with secrets and minigames.
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Best for players who want weird, branching comedy and don't mind a rough-around-the-edges presentation.
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About GlitchSPANKR
GlitchSPANKR is a weird, bite-sized adventure that leans hard into absurdist humor and player choice. You're interacting with a lonely, unstable digital virus trapped in a degraded game world, and every decision branches the narrative in unpredictable directions. The core loop is simple: play through different level types, find secrets, complete quick minigames, and make calls that genuinely affect what happens next. The 90s aesthetic feels intentional rather than nostalgic-for-nostalgia's-sake, and the writing knows exactly how ridiculous the premise is. It's clearly made for players who enjoy narrative chaos over polish, and the short length means you can finish it in an afternoon without commitment fatigue. If you're the type who replays story-heavy games to see all the branches, or you just want something weird and comedic, this scratches that itch. Don't expect deep mechanics or emotional weight, though. This is pure absurdist fun.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS
- Windows 10
- Memory
- 8 GB RAM
- DirectX
- Version 11
- Storage
- 2 GB available space
- Graphics
- Directx 11 or 12 compatible graphics card
- Processor
- Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
- Sound Card
- Yeah, you need this. Well only if you want to hear sounds.
Recommended
- OS
- Windows 11
- Memory
- 16 GB RAM
- DirectX
- Version 12
- Storage
- 2 GB available space
- Graphics
- 2000-series card or better.
- Processor
- Better than the minimum I suppose.
- Sound Card
- The minimum, but better?
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Game Info
- Developer
- Mahelyk
- Publisher
- Black Lantern Collective
- Release Date
- Oct 15, 2025