Crappy Climber
A brutally difficult mouse-flick platformer where you'll ragequit a dozen times before the skill clicks, but when it does, the control feels weirdly satisfying.
GamerScout Verdict
For hardcore platformer fans willing to embrace repeated failure as part of the challenge curve.
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About Crappy Climber
I spent the first twenty minutes of Crappy Climber convinced the game was broken. You're flicking a character up an obstacle course using nothing but mouse movements, and the margin for error is paper-thin. Every jump feels like it's fighting your input rather than responding to it. But that friction is the point. This is a precision platformer that demands muscle memory and patience, not a game designed to coddle you through the first hour. If you're the type who actually enjoys the Dark Souls "git gud" philosophy and treat failure as feedback rather than a wall, you might find something here. The achievement list suggests there's a solid progression curve if you stick with it. It's short, it's cheap, and it knows exactly what it is: an uncompromising flick-based climber that wants to break your confidence before it earns your respect. Not for everyone, but the people it clicks for will replay it endlessly.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS
- not a potato
- Graphics
- not a potato
- Processor
- not a potato
- Sound Card
- not a potato
Recommended
- OS
- Windows 7 or Later
- Storage
- 500 MB available space
- Graphics
- Geforce GTX 970/Radeon RX470 or better
- Processor
- 2.5 GHz Dual Core CPU
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Game Info
- Developer
- Derpmachine
- Publisher
- Derpmachine
- Release Date
- Oct 22, 2020