Boats N' Hoes

I respect the audacity here. Tegridy Made Games built a whole third-person action game around a single pun, shipped it with an EXP progression system, boss encounters, multiple hoe types to unlock, and a Steam leaderboard, and apparently kept a straight face throughout. That is a specific kind of handmade conviction, and I at least want to acknowledge it before I tell you what you are actually buying. The core loop has you piloting a boat and swinging garden hoes at enemy boats. You earn EXP from combat, level up, and gradually unlock additional hoe slots and upgraded hoe variants, each with slightly different properties. Boss encounters ask you to read attack patterns and respond with your current loadout. On paper that is a legitimate, if skeletal, action-arcade structure. In practice, the content is thin. Two Steam reviews exist. The small community forum has exactly one recurring request: add multiplayer, because the game would benefit enormously from having a human opponent to swing at. A reported broken achievement for simply opening the game suggests post-launch polish has been minimal. What Tegridy Made Games does consistently across its catalog is produce short, low-overhead, meme-adjacent games with a genuine comedic identity. The name alone is doing real work here. If you are the kind of person who buys something at this price point specifically to own a game called Boats N Hoes and place yourself on a global leaderboard for hoe-based naval supremacy, you already know whether this is for you. The colorful 3D visuals are serviceable, the physics-adjacent combat has a certain slapstick energy, and the developer notes this is a work in progress with updates tied to player feedback. That last part matters, because the content as-is runs dry fast. The ceiling here is a quick laugh, maybe a few runs to chase a leaderboard score, and the mild satisfaction of unlocking a new hoe type. The floor is a novelty that exhausts itself inside a single session. There is no narrative, no meaningful build depth, and the singleplayer-only nature removes the one element that would make the chaos genuinely fun. I have a soft spot for one-person studios swinging for absurdist comedy on a shoestring, and this swings. It just does not land with enough variety to justify more than a passing visit. Kai, Scout Team