Date Everything Lavish Edition

I'll be honest: Date Everything is a niche title that exists purely to commit to a joke. You pick from 100 fully voice-acted "datable" characters, except they're your bed, your smoke alarm, your sense of existential dread, and worse. There's no story structure, no branching dialogue trees, no relationship progression system in the traditional sense. What you get is the sandbox gimmick: sit at home, interact with things, hear voice lines that treat mundane objects like romantic partners. It's a one-joke game, executed with polish (full voice acting, controller support, Steam achievements) and self-aware humour. Who's this for? Anyone who finds absurdist comedy worth 2-3 hours and doesn't mind shallow mechanics. It's not a dating sim for sim enthusiasts; it's a comedy toy. No spreadsheets, no stat trees, no complex decision-making. If you're looking for gameplay depth, move on. If you want to laugh at the idea of falling in love with your smoke detector, this delivers exactly that.

Diego · Scout Team

Strategy & simulation

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