My Name is Mayo

I run a colour-coded spreadsheet tracking completion times for every achievement set I've touched, so when something clocks in at under 30 minutes total, it gets its own column. My Name is Mayo has lived in that column since 2016, and I still don't know whether to file it under 'game' or 'performance art.' The mechanic is exactly as advertised and nothing else: click the mouse on a jar of mayonnaise. No upgrades, no resource loops, no branching skill trees. Unlike the broader clicker genre, there is no idle component, no multiplier chain to optimise, no late-game scaling curve to evaluate. The only decision you make is which of the four story paths to activate at a time, each triggered by equipping a specific costume at a milestone. Those costumes range from a moustache and a guitar to outfits significantly less suitable for family viewing, and each one feeds a few sentences of absurdist narrative text as you keep clicking. The four story branches vary wildly in tone: one plays a brooding philosophical angle straight, one is a glam-metal coming-of-age arc, one leans into bizarre comedy, and one exists mostly to make you uncomfortable. Green Lava Studios built the whole thing as an entry for Game Jam Costa Rica 2015, which explains both the stripped-back scope and the anarchic humour. The hook, such as it is, is the 50 Steam achievements. Getting to 10,000 total clicks, switching between costumes at the right milestones, and reading the associated story snippets covers the full list. Players in the community routinely report completion in 26 to 60 minutes depending on whether they click manually or use a macro. The online leaderboard exists and some players have logged tens of millions of clicks, which raises existential questions this review is not qualified to answer. Trading cards drop normally, so sub-one-hour card farmers have a use case here. What does not work: there is no gameplay depth to speak of. The clicker genre at least usually offers a loop of investment and reward acceleration. Here the click rate is flat from start to finish, the visuals change only cosmetically, and nothing you do alters the outcome. If you come in expecting mechanical engagement, you will be bored inside five minutes. The community itself is split cleanly between people who found the absurdist writing genuinely funny and people who feel the joke lands once and then just sits there for the remaining 20 minutes of runtime. For whom is this a reasonable purchase? Achievement hunters padding completion ratios, trading-card collectors on a time budget, and anyone curious enough about the dadaist comedy angle to give it one run. Strategy-minded players will find zero decision-making surface here. There is no tutorial to evaluate, no AI to critique, no mod ecosystem, and no late game. It is, in the most literal sense, a one-column entry on a spreadsheet. Diego, Scout Team

Valve rates this game Steam Deck Playable. Runs flawlessly on Linux out of the box. Based on 5 ProtonDB community reports.

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