Gumboy Tournament

I'll be straight with you: I went into Gumboy Tournament expecting a forgotten gem and came out with mixed feelings. The pitch is genuinely appealing for a couch-session crowd. You and up to three friends share a single PC in split-screen, rolling rubbery spherical characters through 2D fantasy stages packed with spiral chutes, waterways, and zero-gravity space sections where the floor stops making decisions for you. On paper that sounds like a great Saturday night. The four multiplayer modes give the game its structure. Checkpoint Racing has everyone scrambling through stages touching gates in order. Diamond Collection is pure greedy chaos where gems scatter across the map and every player dives for the same spots. Capture the Flag adds team coordination to the wobbly physics, and Star Possession is a king-of-the-hill variant where holding a single star scores you points while everyone else tries to knock it loose. All four modes run on the same 20-stage pool, which means you will see every arena pretty quickly regardless of which mode you pick. That repetition is a real ceiling on long-term play. The elephant in the room is the movement itself. Controls come down to rolling left or right with a speed-boost key, and the physics simulation gives the ball a greased, slippery quality that some players find charming and others find maddening. Critics at the time noted the handling felt closer to wrestling a wet pig than piloting a racer, and that criticism lands. Casual players jumping in for the first time will spend the early minutes spinning off ledges they meant to hug. For a quick couch session that friction can produce laughs. For solo play against bots across the 80-level single-player campaign, the lack of precision wears thin faster. The five selectable game speeds do let you dial down difficulty, which softens the solo experience a little, and bots are at least adjustable in number from one opponent up to eight. Multiplayer connectivity is worth a word of caution. The online servers have been quiet for years, with Steam discussion threads asking the same question since 2016: where is everyone? LAN and local split-screen are your realistic options in 2024 and beyond, which actually suits the game's strengths. It was always better as a same-room experience than a competitive online one. If you have three humans in the room who find the wobbly controls funny rather than frustrating, there is a short but genuine good time here. If you are expecting tight racing mechanics or a game with legs past a few sessions, the slim arena pool and slippery feel will send you looking elsewhere. Riley, Scout Team

Doesn't currently run on Linux. Based on 4 ProtonDB community reports.

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