Who's Your Daddy

Who's Your Daddy is a competitive multiplayer sandbox built around a single absurd premise: a father desperately tries to childproof a house while a crawling infant tries to find the most creative path to self-destruction. One player controls the dad, the other controls the baby, and the house is packed with over 67 household items that range from mundane to genuinely dangerous. Outlets, bleach, ovens, toilets, medicine cabinets - they're all here, and they all do more or less what you'd fear. It supports up to eight players total, which turns the chaos up considerably when multiple babies are on the loose. The game comes from Evil Tortilla Games and wears its low-budget origin proudly. The physics are deliberately wobbly, the baby controls are intentionally slippery, and the whole thing has the energy of a game jam prototype that somehow found an audience. That's not a dismissal - there's real comedic timing baked into the design. The moment a baby figure-eights past a frantic dad toward an open dishwasher is legitimately funny in a way that polished games rarely manage. It's dumb, it knows it's dumb, and it leans in hard. Where it struggles is longevity. The core loop clicks immediately, but the map variety and objective depth are thin. After a handful of rounds, most players have seen the main tricks the house has to offer. Without fresh content or meaningful progression, sessions tend to wind down on their own within an hour or two. The 80% positive Steam rating across a large review pool suggests the moment-to-moment fun is real, but the mixed overall label points at exactly this ceiling. It's a party game in the truest sense: it shines brightest when you have people in the room who are new to it. For a solo player or someone looking for depth, there's nothing here. This is exclusively a game you fire up with friends, ideally people who will laugh at the same chaotic nonsense you do. The voice chat potential alone, hearing someone narrate their desperate sprint toward a toilet as the dad player tries to intervene, carries a lot of the entertainment weight. It's the kind of game that generates stories more than it generates skill. As an indie artifact, it's an interesting case study in viral simplicity. Evil Tortilla Games built something narrow and committed to its bit completely. The art is minimal, the mechanics are thin, but the pitch is airtight. If you can picture the chaos in your head before you've even played it, that's because the concept does all the heavy lifting. Whether that's worth your time depends almost entirely on who you have to play it with. Kai, Scout Team