Pizza Possum

I have a soft spot for games that know exactly how much they are, and Pizza Possum knows it down to the crumb. You are a hungry marsupial. There is a pizza at the top of a sun-soaked Mediterranean village. Dog guards stand between you and that pizza. That's the entire pitch, delivered without a tutorial screen or a moment of hand-holding, and it works because the handcraft underneath it is honest and confident. The loop is arcade-pure: move through the village eating scattered food off tables, out of baskets, and off the cobblestones to fill a meter that produces a gate key, which opens the next district. Guard dogs patrol with visible detection meters above their heads, and ducking into a bush can bleed that meter back down if you catch it early. Get fully spotted and it's a chase, get caught and it's back to the last checkpoint with your score tallied. That score is what matters between deaths, because it unlocks a small but satisfying item roster: speed potions, smoke bombs that stun pursuers mid-sprint, roadblocks to slow the pack, and a bandit mask that shrinks your detection radius. None of these tools are complicated, but each one changes how a tense near-miss plays out, and the game is smart enough to let you carry only one at a time. The real chaos comes from the NPC animals scattered around the village: you can harass pigs and geese into dropping extra food, which is funny every single time. The true structure is a triple-crown run. You reach Bella Chonki at the summit, eat the royal pizza, earn a crown, and get sent back to the bottom. Do it two more times without getting caught and you unlock the Tasty Ending. The crown itself is a power item with a cooldown that scares away dogs, but subsequent runs add more guards, and losing your crown means starting the count over entirely. This is where the game earns its one legitimate sting: the crown run demands two consecutive flawless climbs, and checkpoints do not protect your progress between them. For most players that difficulty spike is manageable and even welcome, a reason to actually learn the map. For the easily frustrated, it can feel punishing relative to the breezy opening hour. Visually and sonically the game is a small delight. The clay-like 3D art, the warm European architecture that shifts from town squares to vineyard terraces as you climb, and the jazz-adjacent soundtrack all fold into something that reads as genuinely hand-considered. The possum protagonist has an animation for defeated disappointment when caught that is funnier and more expressive than it has any right to be. Co-op is here too: a second player drops in as a raccoon, and the shared chaos of two greedy animals trying to dodge the same patrol routes is a great couch-game moment. Steam Remote Play broadens that, and the whole thing reportedly runs cleanly on Steam Deck. The honest critique is one of scope. A single playthrough clocks in under two hours, and the single village map offers only modest path variation between runs. Critics who wanted more districts, more enemy variety in the later sections, or a map layout that shifted meaningfully on the crown runs have a fair point. What's here is polished, but the seams of its origins as a small, focused project are visible. If you go in treating it like a feature-length game you will feel the ceiling fast. Kai, Scout Team

Valve rates this game Steam Deck Verified. Runs flawlessly on Linux out of the box. Based on 8 ProtonDB community reports.

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