Penarium

I have a soft spot for games that commit fully to a single nasty premise and refuse to apologise for it, and Penarium commits hard. You are Willy, a chubby farmhand who made one very bad career decision, and now a ringmaster with the energy of a cartoon villain hurls heat-seeking missiles, laser grids, giant bowling balls, ninja stars, and circular saws at you while a pixelated mob screams for your blood. The whole thing plays out on a single fixed screen, platforms stacked vertically, with a classic screen-wrap mechanic that lets you run off one edge and pop out the other. Controls are stripped to a directional input and a jump with a double-jump, and they are tight enough that when you die - and you will die constantly - the fault almost always belongs to you rather than the code. That honesty is rare, and it earns the game a lot of goodwill. The campaign runs across 30 challenges spread over three arenas, and the objective variety is what keeps those early levels from feeling like the same room on repeat. One challenge asks you to smash barrels, the next has you hitting coloured buttons in a Simon-says order, another traps you in a roving spotlight while rockets track your silhouette. The trap roster keeps expanding as you go: icicle cannons, dragons, gatling guns, tesla coils, homing missiles, and saws that adhere to platforms before sliding along them. Because the trap order randomises each attempt, you genuinely cannot rely on muscle memory alone. The game rewards reading the chaos faster than the chaos reads you, and that is a satisfying skill to develop. The circus-flavoured chiptune soundtrack does real work here, keeping your pulse elevated without ever feeling gratuitous - it is one of the game's genuine audio highlights, matched by a ringmaster voice-over that lands every taunt. Here is where honesty demands I slow down. The campaign is short. Players with a background in precision platformers can clear it in three to four hours. Even at a more relaxed pace, veterans will notice the game showing all of its trap cards well before the final act, and the third arc carries a whiff of repetition that the earlier sections avoid. There are no checkpoints mid-challenge, meaning a late stumble resets your progress on multi-part objectives - a design choice that feels intentional but will genuinely frustrate people who bounce hard off trial-and-error loops. The local co-op and competitive two-player modes add replay value for couch sessions, and the arcade mode drops the campaign structure entirely in favour of an endless survival run where collected coins unlock power-ups and the leaderboard does the motivating. But if you are coming in solo and without a score-chasing mindset, the ceiling arrives faster than you might want. What Self Made Miracle got right is something a lot of small studios miss: the game knows exactly what it is. The pixel art is clean and expressive, right down to the jiggle of Willy's belly on each landing and the satisfying pixel-burst of each death. The atmosphere - part carnival nostalgia, part genuine menace - carries a dark humour that never tips into mean-spirited. If you have any patience for high-difficulty arcade games that demand short, intense sessions rather than long exploratory runs, Penarium earns its place in your library. If you need length, checkpoints, or a gentle learning curve, this particular circus will close its tent on you well before you are ready. Kai, Scout Team

Valve rates this game Steam Deck Playable.

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