Conan Chop Chop

Conan Chop Chop is a top-down action roguelite that takes the grim, blood-soaked Hyborian Age and filters it through a deliberately goofy chibi lens. You pick a hero, grab a weapon loadout, and hack your way through procedurally assembled rooms full of fantasy creatures, mini-bosses, and loot drops. The tone is self-aware and cartoonish, which is either going to land for you immediately or feel like a mismatch you never quite accept. There are multiple playable characters with distinct stat profiles, a light build system built around weapon upgrades and passive relics, and a loop that sends you back to the start when you die - which happens often, and sometimes unfairly. The co-op side of this is where the game makes its case. With two to four players the chaos becomes genuinely entertaining. Enemy density, room design, and the sheer volume of things happening on screen all feel calibrated for a group. There is real friendly-fire energy here, the kind where someone sets off a trap and everyone laughs. It is a serviceable couch or online session for people who want something breezy and violent without much investment in reading tooltips. The roguelite depth is thin by genre standards, but for a casual crowd that is probably fine. Solo play is a harder sell. The game does not scale enemy aggression down in any meaningful way, and without teammates to cover angles or revive you, the mid-run difficulty spikes feel punishing rather than challenging. The build variety is present - different weapons handle distinctly, and relic combinations can produce satisfying moments - but the loot pool is not deep enough to sustain the repetition a solo roguelite demands. Players who have spent time with Hades or even the older Binding of Isaac will feel the shallowness quickly. Visually the art is clean and the animation has personality. The soundtrack is serviceable fantasy fare, functional but not something you will seek out outside the game. The chibi Conan conceit is committed to throughout, and there is a gentleness to the craft here that suggests Mighty Kingdom understood exactly what they were making. It is not trying to be a Conan game for the existing fanbase - it is a party game wearing that license as a costume. The mixed Steam reception reflects a real split: people who found a group and had a good evening, and people who expected more depth or went in alone. If you have a regular co-op group looking for a session game that requires no onboarding and delivers immediate screen-filling action, Conan Chop Chop delivers that with modest charm. If you are a solo roguelite player with high bar expectations, the loop will feel thin inside two hours. It knows what it is most of the time, which counts for something. Kai, Scout Team