Party Panic

I do not spend much time reviewing party games. My usual beat is whether your mouse is too heavy for flick shots and whether ranked matchmaking respects your time. But Party Panic caught my attention specifically because it tries to solve the problem every couch-multiplayer game faces on PC: what happens when your friends are online instead of in the room with you. The short answer is that it half-solves it, and knowing that upfront will save you a refund request. The actual content here is more generous than you might expect from a solo-developer indie. You get over 30 rapid-fire minigames spanning physics brawls, obstacle dodge-fests, gem collection scrums, and a Gauntlet mode that throws a procedurally assembled obstacle course at all four players simultaneously. Standouts include Avalanche, where you platform downward ahead of a rising death wall, and Plinko Panic, which drops you into a pachinko machine and dares you to survive. The Board Game mode adds a Mario Party-style layer on top of two boards - The Temple of Goob and Willy's Pizza Party - where players physically walk their characters around after rolling the dice, which is a nice tactile touch. Trophy Island rounds things out with a free-roam challenge zone, though the car controls and some precision platforming there fight the physics engine more than they should. The ragdoll characters are genuinely funny. The waiting room, where four goofy long-armed Goobers can punch each other into furniture before a match even starts, has pulled more laughs out of groups than some of the actual minigames. Cosmetics come from loot boxes tied to an XP progression system, hats and costumes only, no pay-to-win friction. Controller support is solid across the board and key rebinding is available for keyboard players, which matters when you have four people crammed around one machine. Cross-platform support between PC and Xbox is a real plus for groups that are split across hardware. Here is where I have to be direct about the online situation: the concurrent player count on Steam is tiny. If you are buying this with the intention of finding random strangers to queue with at any given time, that is not a realistic expectation anymore. Bot opponents at three difficulty levels exist as a fallback, and they are competent enough to fill a slot, but bots do not replace the chaos energy of a human opponent making a bad decision. The online netcode has also drawn criticism for inconsistent lag that makes some of the physics-based minigames feel more random than they should, and the menu navigation for online lobbies has been described as fiddly since launch. Neither issue has been fully resolved. On Linux, some controller right-stick mapping quirks have been reported as well, worth knowing before you buy on that platform. The honest pitch for Party Panic is narrow but genuine: you need a group of two to four people who will either be physically present or willing to coordinate a session in advance. Under those conditions, the minigame variety holds up well across multiple sessions, the chaos-to-laughs ratio is high, and the price is well below what Nintendo charges for a comparable board-game-plus-minigames experience. If you are a solo buyer hoping to drop in and find competition, this is the wrong game for that use case in 2025. Fred, Scout Team