Die for Valhalla!

Die for Valhalla! is a side-scrolling action brawler dressed in Norse mythology, developed and published by Monster Couch. You play as novice Valkyries who can possess the bodies of fallen warriors, swapping between different fighter classes mid-run to match whatever the battlefield throws at you. There is a thin story framing device involving a corrupted portal and a Great Old One causing chaos across the Viking lands, but do not come here expecting Disco Elysium-level narrative weight. The writing is breezy and tongue-in-cheek, leaning into comedy rather than lore depth. The possession mechanic is the most interesting idea in the game. Fallen enemies and allies become vessels you can jump into, each carrying different move sets, reach, and special attacks. In practice this means you might start a level as a shield-bearing warrior, die or choose to swap, and finish it as a skeletal archer or a hulking berserker. It keeps the combat from feeling totally static and rewards players who actually engage with the system rather than hammering the same combo loop for hours. The RPG layer is light but present: you upgrade your Valkyrie between runs and unlock new abilities, though the build variety is shallow enough that by mid-game you have likely seen most of what the system offers. Solo play is serviceable but the game clearly wants you to bring friends. Local co-op for up to four players is where Die for Valhalla! finds its best moments, with the possession swapping turning chaotic and genuinely funny when multiple people are fumbling for the same corpse. The level design is short and punchy rather than sprawling, which suits the pick-up-and-play intent but also means there is not much here for players chasing systemic depth past the first few hours. Boss encounters provide the clearest difficulty spikes and the most memorable beats, though none of them are especially complex mechanically. The art style is a flat, bold cartoon aesthetic that looks clean in screenshots and holds up fine in motion. Performance on PC is smooth. On the downside, the filler wave-clearing segments between meaningful encounters drag, and the lack of online multiplayer is a real limitation for anyone without a couch full of willing participants. The mixed Steam review score reflects a game that lands well for its target audience but undersells itself to solo players expecting more RPG meat on the bone. If you are the kind of person who wants branching choices, character arcs, or writing that rewards a second read, this is not that game. Monster Couch built something cheerful, approachable, and narrow. It knows what it is, mostly executes on that, and gets out of your way. Recommended conditionally: grab it with friends who enjoy brawlers and do not mind a thin RPG wrapper around straightforward hack-and-slash action. Monika, Scout Team